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You Must Pay for Being Born

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I have a friend who communicates with aliens, and some time ago he told me something very interesting about them. Can't they understand why we have to pay money on Earth, when we were born here?

I've been mulling this over for several days. Right now I'm unemployed, and the state, like a hyena, is pressuring me to look for a job so I can pay it taxes, fees, and charges. De facto I will have to work, because I am a slave of the state.

I thought about it more and realized that I have to work for half the year just to pay taxes to the state for having worked. It sounds idiotic, but that's how it is.

That is the reality.

The other half of the year I have to work to pay fees and who knows what else. Basically I'm a slave, but unlike before, now the slavery is voluntary.

So, let's move on to the aliens.

They also say that money is a disease we suffer from. We've built our lives so that we only think about money. Among the aliens there is no such nonsense. Again, they wonder why you have to pay for the fact that you were born on planet Earth.

From this comes the meaning of life, because it turns out that I live to work, in order to pay taxes.

This is complete idiocy.